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Kausk x300

“It’s all that”
Alexander Ovechkin, NHL Star

“All I can say is…amazing” “My game has never been better”
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The new amazing comfort hockey stick can help you step up your game more than ever! The Kausk x300 is the new #1 stick most used by professionals. Want to play like star Alex Ovechkin? Ovechkin highly recommends the stick and is convinced his game got better in his shot speed, deking and accuracy. The all new fiber glass made stick is guaranteed to step up your game.

Ever imagine a hockey stick that has a custom dial on it? The all new Kausk x300 has just that! With this, you can manually customize your stick flex, size and blade at any time! Whatever flex you want, whatever blade curve you want, whatever feels right, the Kausk x300 can do exactly that by the press of a button so your game can be top notch!

Don’t waste money on your future sticks that will break constantly, the Kausk x300 is research proven unbreakable! It is made with bullet and snap proof fiber glass. You won’t want to switch back to your old stick! You’ll find scoring WAY easier!


So you might be thinking, “How does this stick improve your shot speed and accuracy?” The Kausk x300 is specially made with a ‘shot sensing technology.’ This means, when you take the shot, the stick forms in a custom flex, depending on how hard the shot is. The grip on the stick will naturally give you better accuracy. All 48/50 hockey studiers have proven it. Our highest technology is perfect for Hockey!


Don’t wait to get to the market! Recommended by Alex Ovechkin, the Kausk x300 will improve your shot accuracy, speed and dangling! The research proven bullet proof fiber glass will not let your stick break. Don’t waste your money on other sticks! Get your own custom flex and blade, by the press of a button, anytime! The Kausk x300, get it in the hockey shops, starting soon. Don’t think twice about buying the Kausk x300, your game will improve highly!
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Wayne Gretzky

This report is on “The Great One” Wayne Gretzky. Wayne was born and raised in Brantford, Ontario, being a natural Hockey player. He lived in an apartment with his parents. He was the oldest in the family and had 2 brothers and a sister. Wayne was such a great player all his life and held so many records, that people started calling him “The Great One” and that is one of his famous nicknames.

At the age of 2, Wayne was already right into Hockey. His dad, Walter’s parents owned 27 acres of land where they made an outdoor rink for Wayne. He started skating everyday at the age of only 2 and 10 months! Walter was always there for Wayne and helping him on the ice everyday. He continued to practice, practice, practice and at the age of six, was too good to play against his own age level. He was playing against 10 year olds!
By the age of 10, he had 378 goals and 120 assists in 85 games, that’s almost 500 points! He continued his astonishing play and played against 16 year olds at the age of 13. He moved to Toronto at 14 to play Junior B hockey. He moved on to the Ontario Hockey League and won the Scoring Title at the age of 16. He was truly an amazing young player.

Gretzky went on to the World Hockey Association and signed by the Indianapolis Racers. The Racers could not keep Gretzky as they were short money. Gretzky and 2 other Racers were put on a private plane not knowing where they would land and what their new team would be. The Racers owner worked out the deal on the plane and ended up landing in Edmonton. Gretzky played with the Oilers for 10 years (1978-1988) and got traded to the Los Angeles Kings because of more money problems. The Oilers did not have enough money to pay Gretzky. It was probably the most shocking trade of the century! Gretzky played with the Kings for 8 years (1988-1996.) Gretzky was unhappy in Los Angeles after 8 years and signed with the St.Louis Blues. Gretzky only played 31 games and signed with the New York Rangers which was the team he ended his career with. Gretzky retired in 1999.

Through those years, Wayne won lots of awards for his outstanding skills and great class. He has had 9 Hart Trophies which is the most valuable player in that season. He has won 4 Lady Byng Trophies which is the most “Gentlemanly” Player in the NHL. He won 6 Lester B. Pearson awards which is Player of the Year. He won 10 Art Ross Trophies which are the Top Scorer in the Regular Season. He won 4 Stanley Cups with his first team, the Edmonton Oilers. Wayne was truly “The Great One” and has earned himself into the Hall Of Fame in 1999.

Wayne Gretzky has 61 NHL records. He has 40 records for the Regular Season, 15 Playoff records and 6 All Star Game records. Some of his records that he is more proud of in the Regular season are: Most Goals in a Career: 894 and Most Points in his Career: 2,856. 2 Playoff records he has earned are: Most Playoff goals in a Career: 122 and Most Playoff Assists in a Career: 260. Wayne should be very proud of himself for all these accomplishments he has reached in his hockey career.

In conclusion, Wayne Gretzky was born and raised in Brantford, Ontario. He was the oldest in his family. He got the nickname “The Great One” because he was so great at hockey. When Wayne was only 2, Walter, his dad, made a rink in his parents’ land. Wayne and Walter would practice there everyday. At the age of 6, Wayne played against 10 year olds as he was so dominate. He continued to play against 10 year olds until he was 10. He got 378 goals against kids 13 and 14! At 14, Wayne and his family moved to Toronto as Wayne was playing Hockey with a Toronto team. He was drafted to the Ontario Hockey League where he won the Scoring Title at only the age of 16. He was drafted to the World Hockey Association where he played only 8 games with the Indianapolis Racers and was traded to the Edmonton Oilers. With the Oilers, he won 4 Stanley Cups. These were his best years he has played. Wayne won over 20 awards in his NHL Career! He also has over 60 NHL records! After playing in Edmonton for 10 years, he got traded to the Los Angeles Kings because of money problems with the Oilers. He started getting older in those years and didn’t play as well as he did with the Oilers. After 8 years with the Kings, Wayne requested a trade and got traded to the St. Louis Blues where he only played 31 games. He got traded to the New York Rangers and played with his long-time teammate, Mark Messier the rest of his career. Wayne retired emotionally in 1999. He did not win any Stanley Cups with either of the Kings, Rangers or Blues. Without a regret, Wayne was a true legend of Hockey!

Edmonton Oilers

This report is on the Edmonton Oilers. The Oilers are a pro Ice Hockey team in the National Hockey League (NHL).


The Oilers were founded on November 1st, 1971 by their first owner, Bill Hunter. The Oilers played their first season in 1972, however, as they could not join in the middle of the season. Their first league was the WHA (World Hockey Association) until they joined the NHL in 1979 after the WHA abandoned.

The year they joined the NHL, half to three quarters of their roster left, so the Oilers had to basically remake their roster. That year, they made the best roster moves in their history. The signings included “The greatest”,
Wayne Gretzky, Jari Kurri, Mark Messier and Paul Coffey. These players were the Oilers all time greatest. All of them together wrapped up an amazing 5321 points in their careers! Wayne Gretzky has the most points in history, however with a whopping 1669 points! They all ran the Oilers to 4 Stanley Cups, which is 5th most in the NHL.


They all say Wayne Gretzky was the best who lived, and it’s quite obvious. The Oilers could always rely on him when they were down a goal and different plays like that. They could put Wayne out and he would “seal the deal.” Wayne also had the most points in the history of the NHL, with 1669 points! He averaged around 3 points a game! He was an amazing leader. I think it would always be safe to say, Wayne was the best.


The Oilers play at 16,839 capacity Rexall Place, which was previously called Edmonton Coliseum, Northlands Coliseum and the Sky Reach Centre. They have played in it since it opened in 1971. Two major renovations were recently added, which include an additional 2000 seats and luxury seats. Before they played in those arenas, they played in Edmonton Gardens, which is now demolished. The Oilers plan to build a new stadium in down town Edmonton within 2 years.


In conclusion, the Oilers are a Professional Ice Hockey team that plays in the NHL. They were founded Nov.1 1971, by their first owner, Bill Hunter. They played in the World Hockey Association until they joined the NHL in 1979. They play in 16,839 capacity Rexall Place previously called Edmonton Coliseum, Northlands Coliseum, Sky Reach Centre and Edmonton Gardens. Their best players of all time were Wayne Gretzky, 1669 points, Jari Kurri, 1043, Mark Messier, 1034 points and Paul Coffey, 669 points. The Oilers won 4 Stanley Cups with these players. These moments will never be forgotten.

Cy Young Report

Cy Young

This report is about “Cy” Denton True Young. Cy Young was born on a farm near Gilmore, Ohio, being a natural Baseball player. He was the oldest in his family. He was such a fast pitcher, he got the nickname “cyclone,” which was later shortened to “Cy”, and is still known as that today.

He had 8 siblings, 5 brothers and 3 sisters. Their names were Ron, Don, Dante, Mike, Tim, Elizabeth, Shelly and Ramona. Cy was the oldest, and the youngest was Don.

Cy started his career in college with the Tri-State Canton Team when he was 23 in 1890. After about 5 years , Tri-State League disbanded and Cy went straight to the MLB.

Cy was virtually un hittable in his career. If you tried to hit against him, 95% of the time you would strike out or pummel the ball to the ground. If you played against him, you would always wish he was on your team!
In his career, he played for 5 teams, which include his first team, Cleveland Indians, Cleveland Nationals, St. Louis Cardinals, Boston Red Sox and the Boston Braves. If you played against him, you would always wish he was on your team! With these 5 teams, CY Young wrapped up a whopping 511 wins in his career.

In fact, he was such a great pitcher, fans voted him as the best pitcher and he got an award named after him that is still used today in the MLB, called the CY Young Award. The CY Young award is awarded to the best pitcher of the year.

In conclusion, Denton was born on a farm in Gilmore, Ohio. He had 5 brothers and 3 sisters named Ron, Don, Dante, Tim, Mike, Elizabeth, Shelly and Ramona. He started his career with the college Canton Team. In about 5 years he was moved to the MLB. He had a famous nickname because of his “cyclone” fast pitching. His first MLB team was the Cleveland Indians, which was 1 of 5 teams he played with. Cy retired in 1911 to his farm near Gilmore, and was such a great pitcher in his career, ho got an award named after him. The Cy young award, which is awarded to the best pitcher of the year. Cy Young was a true legend.

The Mexican Zombies

There they heard it again. The load groaning and moaning Nicolai and Alfonse have been
hearing every night outside of their Mexico farmhouse. “People” said Nicolai.
“Walking around in our lawn” said Alfonse worried. “ CALL THE COPS!” screamed Nicolai in his Russian voice. “We don’t need to, just go to sleep!” Alfonse shot back, and within 5 minutes, they were asleep. It had been going on for almost 2 months, and almost every morning they woke up to find a dead pig which looked to be eaten. Those mornings they also found footprints , which were fairly big. They finally called Dr. Richtofen the next morning and he studied the footprints and said with a fear that they have a zombie problem, and sure enough, the next morning they seen a dead zombie in the middle of the pig field. Dr Richtofen studied it and said it died of swine flu. Dr. Richtofen also mentioned that the only way to get rid of the zombies is to fight them off. That night they heard the zombies again and had their loaded guns and grenades ready to fight. They went and killed about 50 zombies. They had no ammo left and thought it was all over. “YAY!” they both screamed, and were almost going to go celebrate when about 40 more zombies came out of nowhere. They tried to run but the zombies caught them and ate them, head to toe. Dr. Richtofen seen it and speeding his truck out of the yard, went to warn everybody in town. The Zombies stole one of Nicolai’s trucks and were heading to the small town, Taco Town, in Mexico on Highway 1 N1 when the truck suddenly crashed and the zombies suddenly died of swine flu.

Smoking Report

Cigarettes have a lot of chemicals which are very bad for you. There are 4,000 chemicals in it! Some of these chemicals include: Nicotine, which makes you addicted to the cigarette and is used in bug spray, Tar, gives the cigarette the main flavor which is used in pavement and paving roads, Cyanide, which is used in rat poison, Acetone, which is in nail polish and much more chemicals like those.

And of course, all those can cause lots of diseases you could die from. A common disease smokers get is lung cancer, and another thing that cigarettes damage is the cilia, which is little hairs on the lungs that sweep out germs.

One of the main reasons kids start smoking is under peer pressure from their friends.
Peer pressure means being pushed into something you don’t want to do. Some reasons kids Peer Pressure other kids to smoke is he could be trying to make you feel small or he maybe afraid of someone who is different from him. There are also lots of ways to say “no” to someone who offers you a cigarette if “no thanks” doesn’t do the trick. Things that you could say are: “I’m allergic to smoke” , “My parents will ground me if I come home smelling like smoke” , “I don’t want to start because I’m trying to get my parents to stop” or simply “No thanks, I quit.”

Just remember, cigarettes have 4,000 chemicals in them and are VERY bad for you, so never start.